The Serial Dater.

I am like every other girlfriend you have ever had.

Except I can’t be a mystery.

I can’t do drugs on the rug in my living room,

I can’t escape to that apartment in the city.

I can’t know you for two years,

I can’t get a cliche tattoo on a whim.

I can’t write in prose, in poetry, in any medium,

and it won’t make anyone other than myself feel.

I can’t have daddy problems,

I can’t pull off an androgynous hair cut.

Or buy clothes with my employee discount,

or win over all your friends, 

or make you laugh on purpose.

I am like every other girlfriend you have ever had.